फिल्म रिव्यू: सनम तेरी कसम डायरेक्टर: राधिका राव, विनय सप्रू प्रोड्यूसर: क्याफर्क पड़ता है. रनिंग टाइम: हमें तो लगा 13 साल की कैद से छूटे हैं. 1994 Saraswatiwas born in 1994 into a Tamil Brahman family who speak Hindi. to each other.Yeah. 1995 Saraswati's parents want to marry her off because her younger sisterwho is still a foetus want to get married to her boyfriend. Dad won't marry theyounger one off till Saraswati is married. 2015 The family lives in a buildingwhere there is no button for the elevator. You have to go to the elevator doorsand shout thrice, lift, lift, lift! and that's when the elevator comes and Saruaka Saraswati finds her future husband making out inside it. But the futurehusband aka Inder sees Saru and instantly breaks up with his girlfriend. Onemorning at 4 am Saru lands up in Inder's apartments because she wants to get amakeover. but Inder is caught by the police for a non-existent crime. But he issaved by Saru who's like police uncle can you please forgive this criminal cosif you arrest him he'll never be able to say sorry or love you to anyone. Policeis like OMG yes go! *sob-sob* After having been rejected by 1036 men for amarriage, only because Saru had a behen-ji look, she has landed up in a badcharacter guy's room in a khaadi salwar-kamiz minus a gandhi topi not contestingDU elections for ABVP but nursing one of the wounds of Inder. Daddy catches her.Daddy performs all the last rituals of the daughter, because, ahem, she was deadfor him. Daddy got nothing to do with rights of inheritance or the fact that thedaughter might have escaped with her voter's id declaring herself alive. Andeveryone now loves Saru at her workplace because she has had makeover. One guyproposes to her. But the guy doesn't turn up for the wedding because somemedical tests have revealed that Saru has a tumour in her brain which will killher if she ever goes to high altitude. all the guy had to do is to never go onhigh altitudes. but he walks out of the wedding even before it can take placebecause no honeymoon in Simla. Meanwhile Saru had booked a honeymoon suite inthe same city. and because of her middle class upbringing she couldn't let thehoneymoon suite go waste so has sex with Inder. But next morning Saru's ex wouldbe husband comes and Saru leaves without completing her paid days and nights inthe honeymoon suite. when Inder next finds her, she is on the hills in anattempt to invite to herself a death by an unexplainable tumour. Inder and Sarumarry. Now Saru is dying. She asks the doctor if she will survive til the colourof her mehendi survives. Dad be like I'm so smart I've already performed thelast rites. 2015 Saraswati dies. For good. 2016 Saru is buried in the garden ofher in laws under a perennially flowering tree which sheds flowers the momentInder goes under it. Lessons Learnt * You can get a hangover in 4 pints of Tuborg Light. * No water tax for the citizens of india because Saru's tera alone can solve the water crisis of India. (You can do with saline, right?) * When you go for a court marriage, the registrar asks you to say all the seven wows of marriage. * Mumbai police works on the principle of love and lets hard core criminals go if their girlfriends are waiting for them. They also act as witnesses in their weddings. * You can attend a party straight out of the hospital in make-up and a backless blouse.
